Thanks to Paula Seele for passing these on.

• Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
• When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14
• Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
• Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
• Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
• Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
• Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
• When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.- Taylia, 11
• Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
• Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.- Mitchell, 12
• Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9
• Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.- Kyoyo, 9
• You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.- Armir, 9
• Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
• If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
• Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
• Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.- Joel, 10
• When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
• Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8

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