- mnesia
- condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex
again
- Bottle feeding
- an opportunity for Dad to get up at 2:00 am
- Drooling
- how teething babies wash their chins
- Dumbwaiter
- one who asks if the children would care to order dessert
- Feedback
- the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots
- Full name
- what you call your child when you're mad at him
- Grandparents
- the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're
not sure you're raising them right
- Hearsay
- what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word
- Independent
- how we want out children to be as long as they do everything we say
- Look out!
- what it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it
- OW!
- the first word spoken by children with older siblings
- Prenatal
- when your life was still somewhat your own
- Prepared childbirth
- a contradiction in terms (aka: oxymoron)
- Puddle
- a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes
into it
- Show off
- a child who is more talented than yours
- Sterilize
- what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last
baby's pacifier by blowing on it
- Temper tantrums
- what you should keep to a minimum so as not to upset the kids
- Thunderstorm
- a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed
- Top bunk
- where you should never put a child wearing superman pajamas
- Two-minute warning
- when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar
grunting sounds
- Verbal
- able to whine in words
- Weaker sex
- The kind you have after the kids have worn you out (Grin)
- Whodunit
- none of the kids that live in your house
- Whoops
- an exclamation that translates roughly into get a sponge
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