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mnesia
condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again


Bottle feeding
an opportunity for Dad to get up at 2:00 am


Drooling
how teething babies wash their chins


Dumbwaiter
one who asks if the children would care to order dessert


Feedback
the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots


Full name
what you call your child when you're mad at him


Grandparents
the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're not sure you're raising them right


Hearsay
what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word


Independent
how we want out children to be as long as they do everything we say


Look out!
what it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it


OW!
the first word spoken by children with older siblings


Prenatal
when your life was still somewhat your own


Prepared childbirth
a contradiction in terms (aka: oxymoron)


Puddle
a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it


Show off
a child who is more talented than yours


Sterilize
what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it


Temper tantrums
what you should keep to a minimum so as not to upset the kids


Thunderstorm
a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed


Top bunk
where you should never put a child wearing superman pajamas


Two-minute warning
when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting sounds


Verbal
able to whine in words


Weaker sex
The kind you have after the kids have worn you out (Grin)


Whodunit
none of the kids that live in your house


Whoops
an exclamation that translates roughly into get a sponge
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